didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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