problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I had to cum in my sink.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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