What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
