i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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