You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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