Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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