I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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