Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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