ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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