Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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