Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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