That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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