Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We talked him into tasing himself.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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