I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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