If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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