No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
third nipple confirmed
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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