We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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