I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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