scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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