you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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