Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Randomize
