Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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