I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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