Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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