We're like a lot better than the average bears
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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