I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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