We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I did not marry a roomba.
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