Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Can I color on your dick again?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
