sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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