It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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