dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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