another moral hangover. fuck.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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