Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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