he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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