KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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