He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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