i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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