You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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