whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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