glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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