Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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