There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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