I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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