Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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