I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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