I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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