I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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