have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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