You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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