i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
