Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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