so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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