If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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