I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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