No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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