My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
