can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
And then my night got REAL pukey
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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