ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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