"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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